No Pocky for kitty

Or for me either, in this case. Right now I'm eating a poorly executed version of Pocky called Pepero that my mom must have gotten from the Korean market. The mascot on the red box is kind of creepy -- a happy-go-lucky kid dressed in a brown one-piece and jutting out of his head is a long stick covered in chocolate. Look ma, he loves Pepero so much that one's growing out of his head! Hmm, it's blatantly phallic but that could just be the Freud or sicko in me talking. Overall this inferior chocolate stick is waxy-tasting and doesn't have the same satisfying crunch that I'm used to getting from Pocky. The stick itself seems to be made more like a cookie than a cookie with cracker characteristics. As for the chocolate, it isn't very good either and not worth analyzing. I'll pass on this one.